tumblr if leo wins:
tumblr if leo loses:
The pizza is even more relevant now
i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick..
It does make you sick. Literally.
wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!
guys benedict cumberbatch has the third most ‘social mentions’ from all the people in the oscars AND HE WASN’T EVEN NOMINATED FOR ANYTHING.
I’ve never been so proud.
i want hannibal to say “you are what you eat” and stare directly into the camera for 15 seconds without blinking
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff
sometimes I forget that mermaid man and barnacle boy are humans that are the size of a squirrel
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon